what if you were a lovely noble woman.... and i, a lady of armour...and i win a joust for your hand...but you take off my helmet to reveal i am of the fairer sex...but we fall in love anyways....haha just kidding....... lest? 😳
my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us … every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄
outed myself as a Star Wars fan at work when my team lead was divvying up tasks and she assigned something to me and I was like “roger roger” in the stupidest battle droid voice ever like why couldn’t it have been something cooler like talking about the original trilogy as commentary on the vietnam war and American imperialism why did it have to be fucking.roger roger
even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.
trying out this one piece thing it starts pretty slow but its pretty sick so far tbh it was really hype when he ate some spinach and got so strong and beat up bluto
Alice jokes but it’s actually enjoying One Piece a lot :> We’re watching it together
doing space missions with a ragtag crew but if I’m being honest I hate all of their fucking guts. we are not making an unlikely family I want to kill these people
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